Orthopedic Shoes Are The New Combat Boot

October 3, 2008

“The culprit is James Andrew Jeppe, 72, who turned himself in after this video made the rounds on the internetz. He admitted carrying out a string of terrorist keyings.”

“This is serious, folks. The FBI has warned that ‘eco-terrorists’ are the ‘number one domestic terrorism threat.’ But this threat is clearly much greater than we had ever imagined. This video paints a new picture of the enemy, and it ain’t dreadlocks and camo shorts. It’s white hair, khakis, and orthopedic shoes. This might be the tip of the iceberg, revealing a little-known retirement cell of the Earth Liberation Front.” [...]

“As this Hummer dealership spokesman said, don’t let your guard down: ‘This guy, he’s an eco-terrorist.’”

This stuff is only funny to a point. It’s not so funny when your first amendment rights are restricted.

Posted by Elaine Vigneault | Filed Under Politics